I feel like college is sucking the intelligence--and the somewhat more important: life--out of me.
I think it's due to Google-ing sessions that last late into the night as I desperately search for these.
My computer and I had a brief disagreement but we spoke openly about our feelings and have come to a mutual agreement:
I will no longer drink iced tea within a five foot vicinity of the computer and the computer will stop emitting a hideous and high-pitched screeching noise whenever I turn it on.
Seems fair...
Spiderman officially opens tomorrow and I can't even begin to express the apprehension that I'm experiencing. Last year, I wasn't aware of the crowds these people are capable of forming and I think that provided me with a sense of ignorance that shielded my eyes from the horror and carnage that ensues every May.
Plus, I was an usher...
This year, I know what's coming; I know there's an angry mob waiting to rip me into tiny pieces one large popcorn at a time.
Oh Gawd, save me.
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