Mr. Stegosaurus
(Hahahaha.)
I've developed an annoying habit of turning my alarm off in a stupor of sleep every morning.
Usually, the alarm will sound and without realizing I'll roll over and shut it off. I recently started setting my cell phone alarm as well to prevent me from being late; it takes a lot to get me out of bed in the morning.
This morning was particularly interesting; when my cell phone alarm went off I was convinced it was my regular alarm clock so I just started blindly smashing buttons to shut it off. This wasn't working so I decided to go for the source:
I grabbed my alarm clock, ripped the cord from the outlet in the wall and hurled the clock across the room.
It then dawned on me that the sound was coming from my cell phone; this was easily fixed and I just went back to sleep for a few hours.
When I woke up this morning I wondered what happened to my alarm clock, then looked at the middle of the floor and saw it lying face down on the carpet... looking pathetic, beaten and alone.
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I've been doing the same thing! I'm always so confused in the morning. Usually it takes all day before things start making sense.
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