I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I wish Mozilla performed a grammar check as well as a spell check.

I'm starting to see a lot of plastic dolls dressed like Pearl District hipsters in my Google searches and on the Toothpaste For Dinner Livejournal Picture Generator.
Are these things like the new anime or--the always infinitely worse option--fan fiction?
People seem to be treating these dolls like children or pets.
"Kale got a haircut today. He looks *so* hott. [girlish giggle] Kyla got a new outfit but it doesn't seem to fit her as well as we thought. She can work it though. *So* cuuuuuute!!1!1one"
Followed by an emo picture of the dolls holding hands or half-naked in a doll bed.

Children or pets they want to sleep with...

I'll just add these dolls to my list of things I will never understand.
Before people who still think Kenny Chesney's straight and right after white belts.

I made dinner tonight and last night.
I think this should be noted as a monumental occasion as I have never in my life cooked dinner on my own before.
Last night I made Curry Pumpkin Puree soup with smoothies for dessert. Tonight I made chicken in basil-mustard sauce, sautéed in white wine.
I could kick Rachel Ray's ass.