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In about five minutes I have to go mow the lawn.
Here and now, I have established that my goal in life is to acquire enough money to be able to hire a gardener for my yuppie, suburbian home in NE Portland.
This is mostly because I am the sort of person who severely dislikes anything to do with heat and yard work, but it's also because I just want to stick it to my parents to let them know that I feel I could be doing something more productive with my time.
"You cut the grass and it just grows right back! Why don't we go for sort of a jungle theme in our last weeks in this house? We always liked camping, it'll be like we're living in the wild for a few days..."
No amount of talking (or money) will get me out of it this time.
4 comments:
are you moving?
Wooooah, I did not receive an e-mail informing me that you commented on this. Weird.
Yes, I'm moving! My family is moving to California and I am moving to a studio somewhere in the NW part of Portland. I'm hunting at the moment and it's starting to stress me out. I will inform all of the new address when it arrives and we can have an inaugural fondue party!
ooooh! are you living by yourself or what?
When??? When is the fondue??? I need to eat fondue and be around you people
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