I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green.

Floss · y
- adjective, floss · i · er, floss · i · est.

1.	made of or resembling floss; downy.

2.	showily stylish; excessively ornamented or fancy.

So, what, Fergie? Did you have your song-writer go to thesaurus.com to look up exotic synonyms because the word "sparkley" had already been taken by Gwen Stefani?

And now for some personally amusing test results:


You're the Rock Star!
Take What sort of Hipster are you?.

Fuck college, fuck a "real" job! Music is your life! You're a hometown hero! You're in at least two local bands and are thinking of forming a third. You sleep on your friend's couch, eat your friend's food, and borrow your friend's car. You frequent the dark city bars and hang with the other rockers and groupies. You wear dirty jeans, well-worn t-shirts, and your hair is a mess. You're sinister and mysterious and look as if you don't give a shit. You worship the Rolling Stones, MC5, and your older brother's band. You're gonna make it big one of these days, you can just feel it.

That was fun, let's do another:


You are Quetzalcoatl...
Take Which religious Diety are you?.

You are the feathed serpent of ancient Aztec ideology. You are very precious and full of divinity. Those around you either do or would sacrifice much to gain your approval. You are very artistic and creative and never a bore to be around. You are surely a people person who is not afraid to show some personality.

Well, this was a waste of everybody's time...