What will you do when the curtain falls?

Tonight was dead.
It felt like a weekday, I had about five customers.
So, they sent me home early and now I'm wound up and bored, bored, bored.

I can't decided which is worse:
Couples who are disgusting and make out at my counter.
Or couples who look like super models and make out at my counter.
Either way, I really don't appreciate it when people mack on each other when all that is separating me from them is a pathetic stretch of counter.

The worst is when they're going at it and are holding up my line so I can't ignore them.
I have to interrupt them to push them through and every once in a while they'll actually get angry with me.
"Oh, I'm sorry. As much fun as watching that was, the people behind you don't appreciate you exposing your breasts to their six year-old kid so would you please take it to the back of a dark theater like everybody else?"

Another popular one is couples who don't make a decision on what they want before they reach the front of the line, so it takes them at least five minutes to decide.
But it's a huge production, it's like they're deciding on which car they're going to buy or... which kid to adopt.
"What do you want, babe?"
"I'll eat whatever you get."
"Okay...uh...look at what they have, they have-uh-popcorn, pretzels, nachos--"
"I don't want nachos."
"Okay. How about one pretzel and--"
"Ew, a pretzel? Really?"
"You don't like pretzels?"
"No."
"Okay, want some candy?"
"Whatever candy you want, I don't care. I'll eat whatever you'll eat."
"Okay, sour patch kids and a coke."
"I want popcorn."
"Okay, one buttered popcorn--"
"No butter."
"One medium popcorn, no butter and--"
"Medium, really?"
"What's wrong with a medium?"
"That's a lot of popcorn... I'm only going to have a few bites. Whatever you want, I don't care."
"One small popcorn, no butter, sour patch kids and a coke."
"Maybe I want some chocolate. Oh, look! They have coffee..."

And on, and on, and on, and on, and ON!
Then, nine times out of ten after the woman has told the guy she only wants a few bites of the small popcorn, the guy comes out asking if we give freefills on the small popcorn because they want more.
Seriously? You just...

Seriously?