Thursday, January 25, 2007

First United Crystal Methodist Church of Ohio

Tonight I filed the work for my tax refund for the first time.
If I were a vulgar person, I'd say something about feeling like the new and attractive man after his first night in a prison full of hungry and deprived inmates, but I'm not vulgar so let's just say that I'm feeling a bit... violated.
Thanks a lot, Bush Administration.

Of course, now that I've mentioned them in a negative context a flag with my name on it has gone up somewhere in the Pentagon labeling me as a threat to their "divine plan" and they'll take away all of my refund.

Toothpaste For Dinner
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This is me not working on D&S homework.
Ho hum.

4 comments:

Miss Bliss said...

First United Crystal METHodist church. BWAHAHAHA.

Boxy Brown said...

I am so glad SOMEBODY caught it. Seriously, I've been waiting and waiting and nobody has said anything.
Thank you.
God.

Fruit Nut said...

Who didn't? v. clever.
My plan: To read everydisplayed blog post and comment uslessly on all of them. . yeah, I have stuff I could be doing but I dont want to do it. K? I said OKAY!!!???? yeah, thought so.

Boxy Brown said...

I'm pretty sure it was the same scenario when I wrote all of these blogs. I usually not when I'm procrastinating on something.
Partly to make myself feel bad and partly because I want others to procrastinate with me.
My Master Plan succeeded!