Saturday, January 13, 2007

We're all floating in the sea of wrong as you go by in your ship of right.

Oh, Dane Cook, you're so full of shit.


toothpastefordinner.com

My attempted post was wonderful; I reflected on Real World Vs. Road Rules, my much-hated Italiano class, moving to Europe for a year, Justin Timberlake's neon blue fedora that makes him look like the sixth member of Devo...

And, of course, the computOR had a bit of a fit and crashed on me.
Sad.

So, tell me, why is Dante number six on Yahoo's top eight most popular searches?
Maybe it's some new hippity hop star that I'm not aware of or... whatever.

I've signed up for pretty much every form of alarm for when the new Harry Potter book comes out. I'll probably get about thirty e-mails telling me when it's going to be released but that's only going to extend my joy.
Last year was weird, I was in France when it came out and Debra reminded me in the cafe of our hotel in Nice.
"Andrea, the book comes out tomorrow."
I drop my fork with a loud clang, let out a little squeal and clutch my hands together, "OHMYGAWDITOTALLYFORGOTHOWCOULDIHAVEFORGOTTENE
EEEEEEE!"

That's pretty much exactly how it went down.

2 comments:

Fruit Nut said...

Oh man, I am going to sign up for some alarms right now (well not NOW but whatever) I MUST be the first (among 3 billion other firsts to be alerted) Lame B&N party here I come!!! Dress up? perhaps as a new character I have made up (my wish to be a chapo wearing witch with wit and talent comparable to Hermione's . . .cat fight over harry anyone??)

Boxy Brown said...

You should also write some fan fiction if you're going to invent a new character! Be sure to include a lot of gay sex and angst.
You have to include the angst.
I'll probably work that night. Ch, lame.