Friday, February 23, 2007

Something about airplanes...

I'm nearly deaf because the guy on the couch across the hall is snoring really loudly and disturbing my blogging creativity, forcing me to turn the sound on my headphones up to full volume.
I feel like people who snore shouldn't be allowed to sleep in public.
Actually, I feel like people in general shouldn't be allowed to sleep in public unless it's on a moving vehicle of some sort but folk who snore are just being jerks.
If you know you snore, then bring some Breathe-Right strips with you or a pillow to shove over your face, something so you're not being an asshole by cutting into the concentration of the people actually trying to accomplish school work in the middle of the day.
And if you aren't aware of your snoring problem... perhaps I can bring it to light for you by kicking you in the side and asking you to relocate because I'm trying to get things done and the sounds of your closed throat and congested sinuses really isn't doing it for me.

What do you make of this?

















Awww, that's cute.

I hope his increasing volume and panting is a signal that he's suffocating and soon I will no longer have to deal with him.

1 comment:

Miss Bliss said...

People who snore shouldn't be allowed to sleep... just like people who smoke shouldn't be allowed to leave their houses, ever... and people who sit there with their mouths hanging open like stunned 4 year olds shouldn't have executive level professions. It's all retarded and against nature!