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Somebody is always having a--what would appear to be--"existential crisis" in the coffee shop. It doesn't matter what time of day I go, somebody's life is presumably starting to resemble a Greek tragedy and somebody else is always there to talk them through it.
"I don't know why he does it! He just won't pick up his dirty laundry and put it in the hamper. I've tried so many times to tell him but then I start to think that maybe it's me. Maybe I'm the one making him not put his laundry in the hamper. Then I start to think, how many people have I done this to in my life? How many times have I pushed people so far that they won't put their laundry in the hamper? Am I that terrible? TELL ME!"
"No, you're so great. Really, you're great. It's not you. You have your life and your priorities figured out. You don't need to change. It's him. He's needs to think about his priorities..."
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Seriously, take it outside.
I've already pre-ordered my copy of you know what.
Whatever. I'm still cool. Shut up, you guys.
6 comments:
wait... harry potter? if so, i need to do the same!!!
Of COURSE Harry Potter.
I even paid for the one-day shipping.
Hardcore.
I hope it's huge so as to delay the hour where I sob uncontrollably because it's finally over.
wait.. youre not actaully going to get it the midnight it comes out?
LAME.
Hahaha, no, Fool. It comes to my house the day-of I believe.
Unless I'm wrong... God, I hope not.
Where did you order this from? I was just planning on B&N and picking it up . . I live in the stone age like your friend there? Call me and tell me as I obviously am never online to find out this EXTREEMLY important information. GET ON THAT YO!
Wait. Is that a real conversation? It is her. You should have interfered (ala Dane) and added your own interpretation. Either just. "Its you" or a long drawn out analysis of what kind on laundry and what that tells you. "Oooo underwear huh, sorry. . ."
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