You should probably stop trying to convince yourself and just accept your fate.
I have an issue.
An issue... with picking all the cookie dough chunks out of my Ben and Jerry's chocolate chip cookie dough pint and then just leaving the vanilla ice cream to collect freezer burn in my freezer.
It's an addiction, I know.
I'm dealing with it on my own terms.
Oooh, my last Reg day is on Thursday.
Birthday on Tuesday.
It's getting more and more out of control as the days go by; more and more people are being invited with or without my consent.
My apartment is only so big... it's going to turn out to be like the worst and most hilarious parts of Superbad.
Oh well, it's not a real birthday party if we don't get arrested. Otherwise, we're all just kidding ourselves.
I guess my insecurity about spending the night alone (crying, ah haha) was all in vain.
Sometimes, I think the people who drive the trains through town at 4 am are just trying to irritate the entire city with their whistles.
Is it really necessary to sound it off twelve times in a row?
Nay, it's not.
I. Hate. Internet. Explorer.
It's way too late in the night (or early in the morning...) for me to spell things on my own.
1 comment:
cookie dough ice cream really is only good for the chunks. the rest is just useless.
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