Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

Go here.

and

Read this.

Hey, yeah! And while you're at it, why don't you just come sit in my living room and watch television with me while I eat my Cheerios, you jackasses.

And now this!



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You decide!
(I did make that myself, thank you very much. Are you going to start a file of me at the Pentagon? Make sure you include my angry rant about giving customers change; that will prove to be very useful in court, I'm sure.)

Nothing like a little 5 am political injustice to start out the day.