Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Doctor Gradus ad Parnassum

Increasingly Frequent Forays Into Flaccidity

French exam is done and done, thank God.
This may have been the longest term of my life and I could not be happier it's coming to an end.

But let's be serious for a moment:
The reason Davis is attracted to Brooke even though he is a homosexual is because Brooke looks like a man and may or may not have been a man at one point in her life.
Come on, it's so obvious; Davis is gayer than Joey Lawrence on "Dancing With The Stars."
There's no way...

After intricate research while not studying for the dreaded anthropology final, I have discovered that "gnossiennes," "ogives" and "gymnopédies" are not words in any language and Satie was full of crap.

If you'll excuse me, I have to make the very important decision of which stand-up comedian I should spend my iTunes dollars on.

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