My bank account is bone dry thanks to the holidays.
It's cool; I'm really not stressed about it.
I just can't believe there is no possible way to avoid spending money.
Bone. Dry.
The other night on Conan O'Brien, Jeremy Irons said about Paris Hilton,
"I want to squeeze her to see if she makes noise."
I can't say I've ever felt the same desire to...squeeze Paris Hilton.
Last night I had a dream that I got the tattoo I've been coveting for the past few months.
Unfortunately, the tattoo artist screwed up the design and it ended up looking like a decapitated sparrow.
FORTUNATELY, the tattoo wasn't going to be permanent for a few days so he just wiped it off and in return gave me a free ticket to Tokyo to get a real tattoo.
I liked the feeling of having the tattoo, I disliked the feeling of having a decapitated bird on my back.
I then had a second dream where Edward Norton and I were camp counselors at a camp for adults.
He turned out to be a jerk. What the Hell, Edward?
I need to stop eating things before I go to bed.
4 comments:
Maybe its a sign. . .
A sign that you should get the tatoo but only from a japanese person. Or perhaps that you should TRAVEL to get it (hint hint save your F*cking money!!!!) Were going on a road trip this summer if you have to take out a loan! by the by! Why is Ed such a jerk, I mean like , I know right?
Did you get my letter\package?
this post made me laugh so hard, I literally had tears in my eyes.
By the way, I've met Edward in real life. He's a nice guy. Maybe he was having an off day or the kids were bothering him.
I saw a commercial that had a screaming child throwing a massive tempertantrum on the supermarket floor. A young single guy was shopping for chips with his little basket and was horrified and looking around for the child's mother.
Then these words were stamped across the screen:
USE CONDOMS!
BWAHAHA
and read my new blog!
That commercial is genious. . pure genious. YeS!
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